as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.
Punk’s not dead, just sleeping
Sleeping punks is the only photoset theme more precious than sleeping animals.
bruce wayne’s google search history though
"how to raise multiple wayward sons"
"how to scrape burnt waffles from waffle iron"
"protect daughter from male advances"
"how to work in colors other than black and very dark grey"
"what is coachella and why does stephanie want to go"
"adult son is too loud"
I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE
don’t be a little shit to me on tinder
“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.
My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?
and our mental and physical health.
smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog