This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
necromancer in training + his pets
gosh diddly darn
Viz’s logos for Sailor Moon
Sailor Moon Blocks Out the Haters
Reblog if you’re bisexual, biromantic, bigender or two people pretending to be one person in a big coat
I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.
AND SHE GAVE HIM A PIECE OF THE LASSO OF TRUTH I CAN’T.
Which issue is this? I legitimately need to know.
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
my type is boys i could probably beat up and girls who could probably beat me up.
cards against humanity / avengers edition
requested by my-fangirl-is-showing
while i’m at it, here’s the second piece in the magical-girls-with-food series!
sweet cars?! coffee??? hot date by the beach?? my dreams.